Monday, October 6, 2008

Vegetarians Wearing Levi Body Suits and Other Ugly Clothes


Really?









All you need to complete this outfit is a ton of hair gel, light wash jeans, huge gold hoop earrings, long acrylic nails and white Adidas shoes.










Hate it. What would you even wear with this? Nothing would look good with it... this reminds me of Neapolitan ice cream a little.










Oh I bet that this is really going to send a world changing message to all that see it!









This is the problem. If you are shopping at the store that this came from and if you're wearing this shirt... you probably bought the shirt and then headed over to Wendy's where you ordered three Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers.









Oh the classic graphic tee that reads "I hello kitty New York"... hmmm am I missing something?









I'm not really sure who would buy this. Just so you know this is not appropriate wedding attire, nor is this considered formal wear. The only thing this is considered is white trash, I'm a 45 year old mother who is having a mid-life crisis and feel it necessary to wear more revealing clothes than my daughter who is a professional stripper.






No, no, no, no, no. Alright I am not a total animal print hater... well I am if it's fur, but anyway... animal print was not meant to be worn casually. Notice this little number has drawstrings and is 100% cotton. I don't think I have ever seen anything that looks more cheap.




I wonder what they were thinking when they designed this. Oh I know... " This metallic wrap shirt will look wonderful with a tie die skirt or zebra print pleather pants!" If that's the look you're going for... you should probably go take your medicine. 







Oh boy... K this shirt reminds me of a really bad bridesmaids dress or this shirt being paired with cheap black pants, that zip up the back and are worn with white platform shoes to a job interview.