Friday, February 5, 2010

Are we going here again?

Really? This was on the homepage of a clothing website. I know that these things may come "into fasion", but they quickly leave and we're all stuck wondering, "Why did I wear that and allow it to be documented?" I will be posting later tonight. I've got to do some venting!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

The 80's are back

Ok we start out with the ugliest pair of earrings. The 80's are making a comeback... before you get excited about that go look at your mom's wedding pictures. The vomit in your mouth will turn you off to the idea.
You all know I hate graphic tees. You all know I hate Disney. I most definitely don't like this tee... call me Satan. I just don't like.
I had to put this one on, because even though noone in their right mind would wear it, it made me laugh out loud when I saw it.
Straight up ugly, white trash.
Woops... I accidentally wore my lingerie to work, but I bought it at forever 21 in the clothing department.
Ok... Mark my words. If you wear these headbands I'm sorry if I offend you but you will regret it. Anything that is this big will cause remorse later. I GUARANTEE that we will ask ourselves ,"Why in the world did I wear that giant plant on my head?" What's next? Butterfly clips?
Hmmm... ugly.

Halloween Costume

Have I ever expressed my hate for camo? It comes in and out of style more than anything else but it is so ugly! Why did the lettering all of a sudden turn blue and underlined?

Had to put this on here. This is actually funny for a graphic tee.
Oh boy... oh boy. This is ugly. Attaching linen napkins to a shirt may be practical but not cute.
Too short... borderline white trash.
Ugly... WAY TOO BIG.
Minnie mouse? Check out the graphic tee above.
We'll call these napkin shirts... don't like them.
Way too much going on here and flesh colored fabric is never a good idea.
This is a Forever21 exclusive! It's so, ah, special. You going to wear this with the minnie mouse graphic tee and the black bow headband?

Monday, October 6, 2008

Vegetarians Wearing Levi Body Suits and Other Ugly Clothes


All you need to complete this outfit is a ton of hair gel, light wash jeans, huge gold hoop earrings, long acrylic nails and white Adidas shoes.

Hate it. What would you even wear with this? Nothing would look good with it... this reminds me of Neapolitan ice cream a little.

Oh I bet that this is really going to send a world changing message to all that see it!

This is the problem. If you are shopping at the store that this came from and if you're wearing this shirt... you probably bought the shirt and then headed over to Wendy's where you ordered three Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers.

Oh the classic graphic tee that reads "I hello kitty New York"... hmmm am I missing something?

I'm not really sure who would buy this. Just so you know this is not appropriate wedding attire, nor is this considered formal wear. The only thing this is considered is white trash, I'm a 45 year old mother who is having a mid-life crisis and feel it necessary to wear more revealing clothes than my daughter who is a professional stripper.

No, no, no, no, no. Alright I am not a total animal print hater... well I am if it's fur, but anyway... animal print was not meant to be worn casually. Notice this little number has drawstrings and is 100% cotton. I don't think I have ever seen anything that looks more cheap.

I wonder what they were thinking when they designed this. Oh I know... " This metallic wrap shirt will look wonderful with a tie die skirt or zebra print pleather pants!" If that's the look you're going for... you should probably go take your medicine. 

Oh boy... K this shirt reminds me of a really bad bridesmaids dress or this shirt being paired with cheap black pants, that zip up the back and are worn with white platform shoes to a job interview.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

I thought we were over this already!

So a couple of years graphic tees were really big. I have mentioned my annoyance with this trend and my hope that it would never return. Well apparently it has. Tonight while I was browsing a popular clothing website I honestly couldn't believe my eyes. I have included some pictures so that you could see with your own eyes.

First we begin with a classic "I heart bad boys"...well thanks for letting us know, but bad boys don't really like girls who wear shirts like this. So good luck with for you. 

Next we have a "brains not bombs" shirt. This shirt is not going to change the world or prevent a terrorist attack and if you're trying to make a political statement do you really think people are going to take you seriously wearing a shirt purchased from Forever 21 for $8.97? Ya, I don't think so. 

Our next no no is an extremely confusing hoodie. I understand that they are trying to communicate the fact that they like "rock and roll" aka I like the Jonas Brothers and Ashley Tisdale and because they use guitars in their music makes them rock and roll. But to my original point, the shirt basically reads " I 2 guitars crossed RR red star in the corner" that is too much to process.

This next one is hilarious. A necklace with numbers hanging from it...what the? All the numbers aren't even there, we are missing 3, 5, 6 and 7 and we have two 4's. The only explanation I can think of is that this is some celebs phone number...but if that is the case what's the area code????????
The next shirt is just straight up orange fugly shirt that says free hugs. Do you HONESTLY think people are going to walk right up to you and take you up on that? NO!!! The shirt is just ugly, noone would want to hug an idiot wearing this.
Alright, next we have necklaces that say "blonde" or "brunette". Well thank you for providing information for those that are too damn lazy to raise their eyes 3 centimeters to actually see the color of their hair. By the way Blondes really do have more fun...suck on that!

We conclude with a shirt that says "Gimme More". All I have to ask is are we really modeling a shirt around a woman who shaved her head (probably during a paranoid schiz. attack), lost her children, reminds me a little of crazy Anna Nicole Smith and performs at the VMA's with missing acrylic nails?????????? Guess we are... and we are obviously not over her career dating back to Hit me baby one more time evidenced by the following skirt. (Yes this skirt is still for sale...full price).

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Crocs get their very own post

This is a very sensitive issue for me and I tend to offend a lot of people when I discuss this topic. But, enough with the DAMN CROCS!! I really do hate them. As a matter of fact I belong to a group on facebook named "I don't care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumb ass." And this is the absolute truth. I don't even know what to say, I literally am at a loss of words, just don't wear them, ok?


Thank you Kelley for introducing me to this. I've been looking for a place to publish my Fashion Pet Peeves. The ones that I just posted are from a while ago. I just thought I would put them on here to give you a taste of the types of things that have driven me insane in the past.

Braids were not intended to be worn as a headband

So I've been thinking lately about the different types of fashions that have come out lately. All the sparkly stuff, the cute little shrugs, cowboy boots, ballerina flats and I love some of the stuff and I hate some of the stuff. And let me give one disclaimer, I have seen some people pull off some of the stuff and it doesn't look that bad, but my opinions still stay the same. One thing I can't stand are cowboy boots, and not because they are ugly because I actually think they are cute, but girls do not know how to wear them. Unless you have BEAUTIFUL legs, that are toned and skinny you should not be wearing these with a skirt. They cut off your legs in the middle of your cafe and makes most girls legs look really fat. Another thing that I hate are those sweater things that tie right under your boobs, they look like a spanish dancers top, I know a lot of people wear them, but I still don't like them. I also hate those braids that go across the front and look like a headband, what are we three? And that by the way I have seen noone pull off, even on the OC, ya you notice how they did it for one episode and never again, cause it's ugly!!!