Animae, Bell Sleeves and Fuggs

Alright everyone, I haven't posted one in forever and I know you are all dying to know what you shouldn't wear! So here you go! Number one no-no, corsette style tops. You know the kind that are super tight, they have like "bones" in them to give you curves and they tie up the back. You are not supposed to wear those as shirts! Note to self: Pass this memo onto Forever 21. Next, bell sleeves. They remind me of fat fairies for some reason or like olden day shirts. No sleeves should open that big, it's a waste of fabric and there are children that are cold in africa right now, so cut off the extra fabric and send it to them so they can make a couple of blankets out of them. Better yet, send the whole shirt to them and let them use it as a tent, we don't need those shirts polluting the US of A. K, this next one is REALLY GOOD. Animae anything, namely Hello Kitty. You know britney spears has a crystal hello kitty necklace that cost thousands of dollars? UGLY! I remember having some hello kitty coloring pencils...in the 5th grade! The cartoon stuff is really ugly, its like your trying to be cute by wearing something ugly that you think will be cute. Ya, news F-A-LASH (that's from uptown girls) It aint workin' girlfriendA! Go give em to your baby brother ... and the hello kitty stuff, go give it back to Sanrio Surprises. And this is a random pet peeve, but when people call fake stuff the real stuff, IE: Uggs. There is a big difference between uggs and fuggs (fake uggs), quit calling them uggs, that's like copyright infringement.